NO TELL MOTEL….sounds like the title of a song, eh?
Actually they are the best deal in overnight lodging in Mexico. These are motor motels, usually on the fringes of cities, where men and women, or any combination therein, go to have…well, you know. The Mexican call them: motels de pasa. The beds are large, as in KING SIZE(see picture) the televisions have porno, for those that need their pumps primed before….well, you know. The one we stayed in Mazatlan had a shower stall (marble) so large you could play a half court game of basketball. They have locked closed garages for privacy and protection. They offer room service of food and sex toys. I hate to say I didn’t know how some of the “toys” worked. However all of these night depositories come in various shades of shaded so check out the room before insertion. The downside of these motels are the short stays (max 12 hours) or you pay extra for a longer (stud’s) stay. Look for them around large cities. You can even check-in with your wife(s) or husband(s).
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Anita & Michael's travels 
June 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm |
Hey Anita and Michael,
What a great idea! Look forward to more posts!
Alison and Carol
June 28, 2009 at 10:13 pm |
Actually, anything that is a motel (with an m) is a no-tell – anything that is a hotel (with an h) is not a no-tell. I stayed at a motel in Oaxaca with some friends, where I learned of this distinction. The one we stayed at was new, built that year, pristinely clean. But, one wall was covered with a mirror and there was no closets or chest of drawers (and all sorts of raunchy stuff on the tv). Also, VERY cheap. I’d stay in one again.
June 28, 2009 at 10:17 pm |
Clicked on rss and got gibberish. Please sign me up to recieve your blogs. Great fun!
June 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm |
Looking forward to reading about all your travels!
June 28, 2009 at 11:54 pm |
Nice pic of the room and enjoyed reading your comments! I am LOL and quite amused. Have fun on your travels and we look forward to hearing from you.
June 29, 2009 at 12:11 am |
Look forward to more!
June 29, 2009 at 5:02 am |
Glad your fans convinced you to do a blog…. I’m looking forward to hearing about your travels and perceptions!
June 29, 2009 at 6:32 am |
It is tiresome I’m sure to write lengthy story versions of your travels with so trips you guys go on. As for the motels – what a great idea! I’ll bet you guys will be visiting a lot of those over the next six months. And, it sounds like you’ll get a sex education to boot! Who would have thought in a Catholic country.
June 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm |
I’m looking forward to sharing your travels via blog.
June 29, 2009 at 4:56 pm |
Been there done that! When Den, Frankie and I stayed in one I didnt know that was the deal. When I dove onto the bed, because it looked so inviting, I nearly suffered internal injury because the thing was cement.
Send more pics I love them.
Be well and safe
Pat
June 30, 2009 at 11:13 pm |
How I envy you guys! I’m looking forward to the rest of your blogs….
If you know your approximate itinerary it would be good to know where you’re headed. (Or will that tie you down too much?)
July 1, 2009 at 11:04 pm |
sign me up, Have a wonderful time on your travels
July 4, 2009 at 12:20 am |
Geez, Anita, we were never offered sex toys and we were always booted out after 8 hours. You guys found a good one.
We stayed in one of these places outside of San Luis Potosi that was one of the most lovely rooms we’ve ever stayed in.
July 4, 2009 at 12:35 am |
We stayed in one outside SLP also, maybe it was the same place. It was for 8 hours only and we had to pay 1/2 again to stay an extra 4 hours. It was worth it, it was beautiful.